Talk Dirty To Me

fktionaryWhat It Is: Not to humblebrag here, but I sorta kinda feel like I was one of the first people I know, if not the first, to introduce Cards Against Humanity to a bunch of my friends (including you lot). Now I’m doing the same with f**ktionary, billed as the new CAH, and a game I actually played a small part in getting *to* Canada (I lobbied the creator to make it available on shortly before the holidays). Now that it’s available, let me introduce you to it.

f**tionary is basically – in their own words – Urban Dictionary meets Balderdash. The rules are familiar to those who have played the latter: here’s a word or expression, now come up with the craziest yet most plausible definition. Then vote for which one you think is the ‘real’ definition (which is also provided) to nab points and attempt to win the game. The twist is that those provided words and their associated definitions are oftentimes insanely out there and R-rated (one such example: ‘Zamboner’), or seemingly innocent-sounding expressions (like ‘Chicken Cutlet’ and ‘Hot Pocket’) have downright filthy real definitions. Amusingly, some dirty-sounding expressions also net out some innocent definitions (‘Blue-Footed Booby’ for example).

Having played it a few times over the holidays I can tell you this is not for the faint of heart – but it is a serious laugh over a glass of wine and a group that’s totally game to ‘go there’. Honestly I never thought I’d say this, but it’s probably more extreme than Cards Against Humanity, so if you’re looking for a new party game to shake things up, then look no further my friends!

Who It’s For: Your younger brother, so he can break it out and get goofy with his friends. Your Cards Against Humanity-loving friend, for a change of pace at your next party. Your very liberal officemates, for a fun mid-day break.

What It Costs: $34.99 (Includes free shipping and no duties!)

Where It’s At:

Of course I couldn’t tell you about this fun game and not let you try it for yourselves. That’s why I’m giving away a copy! Here’s how to enter for you chance to win:

1) First: you must be a subscriber to the Canadian Gift Guide to enter this giveaway! Just find the ‘Gift of Gab’ box on the righthand side of this page and either hit Follow or enter your email address. Once you’ve done that (or if you already did it before), simply leave a comment on this post by January 20, 2014, telling me what you think about this gift idea. Would you buy it? For whom?

2) Entries are limited to one per person / per email address / per household (or more if you score bonus entries). A random draw will be conducted on or around January 21, 2015 to select the winner(s), who will have 48 hours to respond before another winner is chosen in their place.

3) Entries are limited to Canadians that have reached the age of majority in their province. Quebec is not eligible for this promotion.

4) Bonus Entry:Two ways to nab bonus entries. You can like the brand on Facebook and leave a comment on their wall and / or you can Follow them on Twitter and tag them and me (@cdngiftguide) in a creative Tweet that links back to this post. For whatever bonus entries you do, you MUST leave proof in a separate comment (i.e. a link to your Tweet in one comment, a link to your wall post in another comment, and another comment for your base entry into the giveaway).

90 Responses to “Talk Dirty To Me”
  1. Tricia Zonneveld Dickie says:

    We (my husband, myself and 2 other couples) get together once a month to play CAH. We have the original (US version), the 5 expansion packs, 2012 & 2013 Christmas packs, and the 90’s pack. We’ve been getting together to play for almost 4 years now and we love it! Friends are constantly asking to borrow it and we would love to have a new game to play! The raunchier the better! If I don’t win it I am buying it!

  2. Leah E says:

    This reminds me of the game slang teasers…but dirty! I think this would be a really fun party game to play. I would love to try it with a big group.

  3. Samantha h says:

    I have friends I would definitely pick this up for.

  4. Catharine Morgan says:

    We love game night. This one sounds very interesting.

  5. CLC says:

    We need a shake up for games night. Love to try this.

  6. Mary Beth Thompson says:

    Happy Holidays Britt! 🙂 I would get it for my bf, whose imagination would run wild with this one. And for me… “probably more extreme than Cards Against Humanity”… I’m sold.

  7. Tracy says:

    My teen is obsessed with CAH, not sure if she would enjoy a spin off or not -but it looks fun. I think that games are always a good thing -gets people face to face, talking, having fun.

  8. Aimee says:

    My sister would love this

  9. Jason Quarrie says:

    I would totally buy this game – either for myself and my girlfriend, who love playing games like this together, or for any number of friends like Ryan or Kevin who play them at house parties all the time!

  10. i would buy this for my sister in law who likes cards against humanity so she would probably like this too

  11. Lindsey says:

    My friends and I love Cards against humanity so I’m sure we would love this game!

  12. Julie G. says:

    Sounds like great fun, our friends would enjoy this.

  13. Elena says:

    Looks like a fun game. I’d love to try playing it on kid free nights when we have a few friends over.

  14. Leslie Parsons says:

    This sounds like something my adult kids would love! Not sure I’m up to playing with them, but you never know!!!!!

  15. Susan says:

    I don’t think I would play it, but I think my son and his friends would like it!

  16. Sara Lima says:

    Um, Yes, I would ABSOLUTELY play this myself (I instagram the really good CAH rounds, because, obviously!), but of course, also for my fiance (because then we can share with our friends), and probably my best friend. She’s the sweetest, but when she plays CAH all gloves are off, so I’d love to see her play this! 🙂

  17. jessica eapen says:

    subscribed as I have friends who love Cards Against Humanity so this would be fun for them to take it to the next level.

  18. Jennifer Deol says:

    This looks like a really fun game to play when having a dinner/karaoke/get-together with some of my friends one night. Great for a laugh before going out too, I imagine.

  19. Susan Patterson says:

    I think that my daughters and son-in-laws would have a lot of fun with this game – thanks!

  20. Audrey Skinner says:

    We get together with friends for game night quite often so I would introduce this game at my next party.

  21. cookie3 says:

    I think this would be a fun game to try but not with some of my ultra conservative friends.

  22. GARRY S says:


  23. KellyPC says:

    lol, I’d play it with my drunk friends, most of whom are as twisted as I am!

  24. Joan G. says:

    I’d like to have this game for myself – sounds like a fun game to play with some of our friends.

  25. Alison K says:

    I’m a subscriber. I think this would make a great gift idea for get togethers. I would buy it as a great cottage house gift.

  26. Alison K says:

    @fktionary bonus entry: FOLLOWED & TWEETED

  27. Kristina Ziegler says:

    We have a games night for our book club, I would love this book!

  28. shanna says:

    Ha! My sons would get a kick out of playing this with their friends. Lol

  29. busyebodye says:

    Ha! My sons would get a kick out of playing this with their friends! Lol

  30. edmontonjb says:

    I love this! It’s nice to find games that are geared more to adults.

  31. janicour says:

    I think this would be a fun game for a Saturday Night with friends.

  32. janicour says:

  33. chris arnott says:

    would love to win this to play with friends

  34. This looks like a fun party game, always on the look out for new games and I’ve played Balderdash before and found it fun =)

  35. Sandra McKee says:

    I have never played this however we are always looking for new games to play. This sounds like it would be perfect for our group of friends. Would love the opportunity to try it and share it with friends and family.

  36. Lori Shmuir says:

    I think it would be fun with another couple (or two) with drinks!

  37. mcmc says:

    I can only think of my son and his wife who would get a kick out of this game

  38. veRONIca says:

    I would totally buy this! And give it to myself lol

    Or maybe my sister if I got two

  39. Kelly says:

    I would get this for myself. I love new board games (and cards against humanity!)

  40. Mel Borhi says:

    I’d buy this for my uncle since he loves games like this one. Or I would play it at a party with friends well drinking sounds like that kind of game you would need to drink for

  41. Kristen says:

    I would buy this for my husband. I think it would be lots of fun!

  42. Mark Chiovitti says:

    I love this idea and would buy it for my girlfriend as she would enjoy it just as much as I would.

  43. Angela Mitchell says:

    I’d love to get this game. I host board game nights with a group that I think would really appreciate a game like this.

  44. fishinmom04 says:

    I’m a subscriber. I’d think the game sounds like fun and If I won I’d give it to my daughter and son in law whom are avid board game collectors. They’d love it!
    fishinmom at gmail dot com

  45. I’m a subscriber. I think this game sounds absolutely hilarious. My sister and have dirty and politically incorrect minds. This game is right up our alley.

  46. Michael says:

    This would be great for my sister because she’s got quite the mouth on her!

  47. aarone mawdsley says:

    This would be awesome for a party game!

  48. photomum says:

    I think my daughter would have fun playing this game with her husband. I subscribe via email

  49. Carolyn Flanagan says:

    I followed 🙂

  50. jay nelson says:

    I subscribe.

  51. Karen says:

    I started my friends out with the game Dirty Minds back in the 90’s – I think they are more than ready for something like – I know I am 😀

  52. Katie says:

    This is a great idea! I would buy this for some of my friends as we love playing games together.

  53. Grace says:

    This would be a great game to bring out at parties!

  54. AnnBird says:

    Sounds like a fun idea with friends……just be careful “which” friends!

  55. SamanthaD says:

    Great gift idea! I would get this for my husband who LOVES word games. Great for New Years Eve party or simply getting together with friends!

  56. SamanthaD says:

    Followed @fktionary and tweeted:

  57. Jennifer Weidmann says:

    This game sounds great. I play Cards against humanity several times a month and this game sound like it would be on a similar level. I think it would be a great gift for my boyfriend or his sister. I will have to remember it for their next birthday.

  58. Caelin W says:

    I would love to play this game with my adult education students. They have a great sense of humour.

  59. Colleen says:

    I would definitely buy this! My friends and I love to try new games and this sounds fun!

  60. I like it would be a good gift for stags

  61. michelle halliday says:

    It’s a perfect game for me and my friends

  62. Victoria Ess says:

    I’d buy this to play with my friends! We love Cards against Humanity.

  63. Ellen says:

    I would play this with my friends and family

  64. Krista Miller says:

    Oh wow this game would be absolutely hilarious!! I would totally buy this for my sister & brother-in-law as they have all the game-nights at their place. I think we’d all be laughing til we cry. f**tionary looks SO fun!

  65. Krista Miller says:

    Subscribed to Canadian Gift Guide & commented on blog. Followed & Tweeted (and tagged both) on Twitter. Link is: Thanks!

  66. Kiersten says:

    as a student my housemates would love playing this

  67. linnett says:

    My best friend would love this thanks

  68. diane says:

    Great gift idea something my daughter would love to receive.

  69. Cherie Varrin says:

    I would give this game to my husband, I think hed really enjoy it.

  70. Lisa says:

    This would be a great game for the hubby and I

  71. lyn212 says:

    This would be a gift for a coworker.

  72. Tanya C says:

    I would buy it for myself!

  73. Dawn walsh says:

    this would be a great game to play i would buy it for the household of us

  74. Brenda Lacourciere says:

    I think this is a great gift and my daughter would love it.

  75. kimberly drodge says:

    this looks like a great gift. My friends would love it. We are all fans of Cards against Humanity:)

  76. Treena Neal says:

    F**ktionary sounds like a great game. I would take it out whenever the family comes over so we could all play, seeing as the family bought us “Cards Against Humanity” at Christmas a couple of years ago. This game would be perfect for us!!

  77. Trevor says:

    We have a game night once a month with some good friends of ours. We would buy this to play with them for sure.

  78. Neil says:

    I would buy it for my friends

  79. Sammy says:

    I would prob get this for my crazy cousin cuz I would have a blast playing with her lol

  80. geospiegs says:

    I bought the game in the states (I live in Maine) and have to say it is a gut busting laugh of a good time. Some of the definitions that my friends made up were some of the most disturbing things I’ve ever heard… and my WIFE, wow… never thought I’d hear some of the sh*t that came from here. You have to get this game… you will not regret it 🙂

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